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A couple of longer posts will hopefully be coming your way sooner than later, but in the meantime, check out this artist’s representation of what Super Mario might look like if he were a real dude (and not Bob Hoskins). Also included on the artists page are representations of Jessica Rabbit and Homer Simpson.

I don’t have any comments on these images.

Oh…hell. Okay. I’ll say it. They are just too weird. They make me cringe. Give me Jessica the cartoon or give me (1980s) Kathleen Turner. Give me Mario the cartoon or give me Bob Hoskins. But I do not want to see these creepy hybrids ever again.

On the other hand…hitching these representations to some cockamamie B-movie horror movie plot might make for a sweet creepy short film.

Tags:artist, Bob Hoskins, Homer Simpson, Jessica Rabbit, Kathleen Turner, short film, Super Mario.

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